Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,710 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/315 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Watch the Intro
First level in under 5 seconds
Collect all floppies
Die 1000 times
Slay the Nyan Cat
Complete the game
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
